Vaas Vase Vaas Vase

HUSBAND: - Are you going to bring a bone to Leo?
WIFE: - No
- Why not?
- Mommy doesn't like bones because Leão destroyed a [veɪs]...
- What?
- A  [veɪs]
- Ah, you mean  [ vɑːz]...
-  [veɪs]
- [ vɑːs]
- [ vɑːz] is Dutch.
- No, it is English
- No, it is Dutch.
Husband looks on the internet:
- See, it is English! 
Wife looks on the internet:
- Ah... come on... it is Dutch.